Chapter 10: Online Fans Burst into Laughter! The Show’s Impact Is Explosive! [Please Vote]

May 10th, Clear Skies.

I’ve been stabbed in the back by supposed allies!

I don’t understand how things turned out this way, but one thing is clear: it’s all because some ill-intentioned fake fans stirred up trouble!

I’ve been a fan of the idol boy band from the Peninsula for three years—lost my house, lost my car, even my family was worn down by my fandom. Now, finally, there’s a genuine homegrown idol like Gege who satisfies my star-chasing cravings without costing a dime, yet you insist on calling them “Defense Boys” and accuse them of “eating history idols”!

I must stand up for Gege!

Does Gege really “eat defense”? Others might not know, but how could I not?

When Gege arrived at Mushroom House, Teacher Huang saw that Gege’s popularity wasn’t strong, thought Gege wasn’t worth the effort, and refused to personally host a feast.

As a member of the Bees and Megnie, I thought, that won’t do—if no one cooks, Gege will starve!

For Gege’s health, I took action!

Without hesitation, I did it!

Here, I must solemnly declare that my “Nine-Turned Intestines” are pure, healthy, refined, and delicious!

I only retained some of the original fresh flavor of the intestines so that you truly know you’re eating intestines. I believe this culinary innovation is progress, and it’s those who truly don’t understand food who spread lies online!

If it were really “defense,” how could Gege’s mouth be dripping with grease?

I have cooked for Gege, carried the pot for Gege, and endured hardships for Gege—what have some fake fans who cyberbully me done for Gege? When Gege was hungry, you ignored it; when Gege messed up, you criticized; when Gege faltered, you stabbed in the back!

And you call us Bees and Megnie the “Defense Girls”?

Here, I appeal to all Bees and Megnie across the web: don’t be used as pawns by those with ulterior motives. We are the real helpers of Gege!

@Li Changfeng, @Wu Qian, I’m sorry, I was wrong!

This time I didn’t feed you well, which caused the misunderstandings afterward. I am guilty!

Next time, I’ll make sure you’re fully satisfied!

Upon reading this heartfelt little essay, many onlookers were first stunned, then burst out laughing.

“What the hell? ‘Next time I’ll make sure you’re fully satisfied’.”

“You actually infiltrated the enemy camp?”

“Why does this make me want to laugh so much?”

“I’m already laughing hysterically—‘Defense Boys,’ ‘eating history idols’—this kid definitely wants to kill me with laughter so he can inherit my credit limit!”

“Keeping the fresh flavor of the intestines—that’s just shit, isn’t it?”

“He’s gone this far and still advertises his delicacy. Now I’m curious what that plate of intestines at Mushroom House really tastes like.”

“Why don’t you give it a try?”

“No way, and he even dragged Gege into this—Hu Ming is so shameless!”

“You called Gege a ‘dog basket,’ and I laughed so hard I looked like a goose. My relatives thought I’d lost my mind—they stared at me like I was a fool.”

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The revelry lasted less than ten seconds.

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