Chapter 28: Completely! Utterly! Insane! Two Idols Fight Their Way from Hundred Herb Garden to Three Flavor Study! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Qian is the greatest idol I have ever met in my career!" Deng Chao, the leader of the Running Man cast, stepped forward. "Friends in front of your screens, surprise!"

"Didn't expect that, did you? This is a piece of street art our production team designed in advance. The purpose is to urge young people to take good care of their bodies. Life is precious, but health is even more so!"

"Exactly, may everyone be prosperous as you encounter water!" Wang Baoqiang chimed in. "Let's give a round of applause for Qian-bao!"

"..." Everyone was rendered speechless.

Are you two treating the audience like fools?!

The oil... oh, damn, everything was leaking all over the floor, and it was even captured in a detailed close-up shot. The viewers on the livestream must have seen it crystal clear!

"You're not entirely right. Isn't our goal to warn young people to know their own limits and act accordingly?" Lu Ming countered. "Looking at society today, many young people in all walks of life lack the capability but insist on puffing themselves up to look bigger than they are for the sake of their pride. Driving a 1.5T car with a 3.0T foot is the most common phenomenon!"

"For this trend, our Qian-bao has personally entered the game just to perfectly demonstrate the terrible consequences of overestimating one's abilities!"

"Yes, that's also part of the intent." Deng Chao agreed, then grabbed a megaphone and shouted, "Anyway, someone get Qian-bao a new pair of pants!"

"No need, my buddy can just wear mine. You guys turn around; I'm taking mine off now so he can cover up!"

"Qian-bao, having a brother like you makes this life worth it!"

"..."

The two of them stood on either side of the track, shouting through megaphones, going back and forth.

[One dares to smooth things over, the other dares to keep the bit going; there really is no one like these two!]

[The dual C-list stars of the Running Man team are still outputting!]

[I was wondering why the bamboo shoot production on the mountain in our village was getting lower; turns out these two boys snatched them all!]

[I really didn't expect that besides a 'lame-o,' there would actually be a master on this track!]

[The 'lame-o' and Baoqiang are Wolong and Fengchu, while the 'lame-o' and Brother Chao are the two noisy elders. They specialize in psychological attacks. This Running Man team is full of talents; I love this show so much!]

[I've heard of cyberbullying and cold violence, and now there's 'hot violence' and 'mouth violence.' As the name implies, using an enthusiastic attitude to commit violence with one's mouth!]

[Qian-bao will go back and get angrier the more he thinks about it. In a fit of rage, he'll jump off the eighteenth floor and die on the spot. His soul will reach the gates of hell and set foot on the Yellow Springs path, only to turn back and hear those two jerks still gossiping, and in his anger, his soul will scatter on the spot!]

[You didn't spare Qian-bao either!]

The barrage was scrolling wildly; this livestream had completely become a feast for trolls. As for the "Megnies" (fans) who were still shouting about protecting their idol? His ugly behavior caused them to lose face in front of netizens once again. The shattered Megnies, while cursing the "lame-o" in front of their screens, had no energy left to argue with netizens.

Meanwhile.

Being pointed at by passersby and wishing he could crawl into a hole, Qian-bao's eyes were bloodshot. He looked down at his wet, dripping pants, and his whole body began to tremble violently!

"You... guys... have... had... enough!"

Lu Ming: "Qian-bao, don't be afraid, we're all buddies..."

"Buddy your mother!" Wu Qian's eyes were filled with blood vessels. The next second, he charged at Lu Ming like a madman, his ferocious gaze looking as if he wanted to eat someone alive: "I'll f*** your %￥#M￥%#@!"

Lu Ming turned to run immediately, but Teacher Huang, who had been waiting for an opportunity, caught him off guard and grabbed him. "Qian, come here, Uncle will help you pin him down!"

"Damn, this 'lame-o' is like a bull!" Teacher Huang's expression changed.

In the next second, Lu Ming dragged Teacher Huang onto the acupressure mat track, sprinting wildly. The latter felt the pain from the little bamboo shoots on the floor and screamed repeatedly, but refused to let go. "Help... I'm being shaken to death, help... the 'lame-o' is killing people!!"

The others watched this scene, stunned.

"As expected of an idol who can train eight-pack abs..." Baby was amazed.

Reba's bright, watery eyes sparkled: "His explosive power is too strong!"

"But Teacher Huang is being dragged with his whole face rubbing against the acupressure mat; will he really be okay?!"

"He's fine, Teacher Huang has thick skin; just treat it as a facial massage." Wang Baoqiang said dismissively.

Reba: "..."

Dragged by Teacher Huang, Lu Ming couldn't run away. After Wu Qian caught up, he indiscriminately delivered a flying kick to Lu Ming's rounded backside. Lu Ming took the hit head-on, lost his center of gravity, and stumbled forward several meters before steadying himself.

"Lame-o!!!"

"Today, even Buddha can't save you, I said it!!"

"You must die!!"

Wu Qian viciously choked Lu Ming from behind.

Lu Ming was also provoked. He spun around in Qian-bao's arms and threw a punch, the immense force nearly breaking Qian-bao's nose: "I am a Megnie, the fan who supports you the most; you dare to hit a fan?!"

"You are a motherf***er!" Wu Qian had a stream of bright red nosebleed and cursed, "I'm going to kill you, did you hear me?! I'm going to kill you right now!"

"You heartless thing, who was it that encouraged you to stand up in your time of trouble? If it weren't for me, you would have been crushed to death by the auntie on the acupressure mat just now, do you know that?!"

"Die, lame-o, I'll crush you to death first!"

"Sure enough, those who are favored have no fear. From now on, you are no longer my Qian-bao. This punch is for all those Megnies you let down!"

"Die!!!"

"..."

Both of them were in a frenzy. In the eyes of countless incredulous viewers, two idols with handsome faces were grabbing each other's collars, choking each other's necks, one punching and one kicking—a brutal, no-holds-barred fistfight!

Soon, Teacher Huang, who had climbed up from the ground, joined in. He tore off a piece of the acupressure mat covered in small bamboo shoots and slammed it against Lu Ming's forehead!

Lu Ming fought while retreating, using both hands and feet. He actually managed not to lose the upper hand while fighting two!

The three of them exchanged blows while rapidly moving their mouths, spouting profanities. But because the wind was too strong and the scene was too chaotic, even the surrounding cast members couldn't hear what they were saying. However, judging by the high-frequency lip movements of their national-level insults, one thing was certain: the three of them were definitely cursing very filthily!

[Are... are they actually fighting?!]

[This is too explosive!]

[So, celebrities have such a rude side too; I've learned something today!]

[Are variety shows this daring to act nowadays?]

[Acting? Can't you see Qian-bao's nose is bleeding? There's no trace of acting; it's all pure, personal vendetta! The three of them really look like they want to kill each other!]

[This has become a classic!]

[Three supreme beings fought to the edge of the universe; even the Great Dao was worn away without a winner!]

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